Sunday, January 20, 2008

A Still Moment in a Galaxy Far, Far Away



Subtitled: Ramblings born of translucence and math.


I sit here in math class, bored to death, (factoring polynomials, jeez) and thinking about how I need to write this blog. I keep putting it off. Bad. I'm also putting off my pre-pro for my final. Bad to the tenth. Anyway. Have nothing better to do, so, here goes. Steel yourselves.
My still is from the Outrider scene in AOTC. I've always found the scene interesting, lots of shiny in it, lots to catch your eye. It is a sample of Coruscant middle-class in a way, condensed. I've always meant to freeze frame through the scene so I could get a better look at the aliens and such, but I haven't. To be perfectly honest, I haven't seen any SW 'cept youtube vids in I-don't-know_how_many_months now, what have I become?
Had I gone through the scene in this way I would have eventually gotten to this scene, and would have stood there with good ol' Ani and Obi saying "nekkid butts, my eyes, my eyes!" C'mon, you think they weren't like "wooow"? I'm thinking Jedi weren't acustumed to hanging out in semi-sleezy bars, or to seeing mostly nekkid women-alien-things. (Does the Jedi Temple have a fully stocked bar? What does Yoda like to drink?) Obi drinks something very blue in this scene if I recall correctly, so I'm guessing drinks-that-make-you-blind weren't on the Code's list of no-nos.
Having made the astute observation that the ladies were scantily dressed, (gotta love the word "scantily"), I turn my attention to Ani's face. Can't see Obi's-(he's looking, you know he's looking). What do think Ani was thinking, rabid hormonal boy that he was? Perhaps he was only thinking of Padme, but I say bah! to that. He was checking 'em out! Cuz you know what, they are guys. Code or no Code. (BTY, can you just see Mace saying "the code's more what you'd call "guidlines"...rofl). Even if Obi-wan was being a good boy, Ani wasn't. So what is the Temple's stance on the Act itself? No attachments, but go have fun? Technically , in my opinion, it's very hard to conceive that none of the several thousand beings in the Temple ever went and "had fun", and these were beings who were brought up to be the absolute end in virtue and caring and love, you can't tell me many of them were even capable of "doing it" without any attachments. Imagine a world without attachments, what point is there in living?
Attachments are formed regardless of any "Code", what of the Master-padawan attachment? What of the attachment of the Jedi to the Republic? Hey, what of the attachment to the Code? That was some serious attachment going on! "No attachments", what stupidness. It was the Council's Attachment with a capital A to the code that got the Jedi killed. So, the Jedi's rule against attachments was an oxymoron from the very start. What a twisted world they lived in.
Well, I'm out of time for the moment, gotta go. The moral to my story, is attachments are everywhere. Cherish your attachments, and let them make you strong.
Would I change anything in the still? Naw, nekkid butts are funny. Ta!

18 comments:

amidalooine said...

Cherish your attachments, and let them make you strong.

What great conclusions from a kinda funny scene!

The part of that scene that always gets me is the way that one alien woman so obviously checks out Anakin...and he is oblivious. I always think...his mind was only on Padme.

YZF said...

I was so, so hoping you were gonna use this still. And I was so, so hoping you were gonna talk about the thong. Oh, happy day!

I've always kinda wondered if the Jedi could have... um... "relationships" with members of the opposite gender, as long as they don't lead to attachments. I mean, the oldest profession must have existed on Coruscant, right?

Anonymous said...

What great conclusions from a kinda funny scene!

:) (((hugs)))

I was so, so hoping you were gonna use this still. And I was so, so hoping you were gonna talk about the thong. Oh, happy day!

LOL!!

I mean, the oldest profession must have existed on Coruscant, right?

Well, sure, and although certain groups do exist where members abstain completely, the Jedi just don't strike me like that, and in the end....were they allowed to "do it" as long as they didn't do it with the same person more than once? Thereby being safe from attachments?

jediprincess77 said...

Awesome scene to tackle. I laugh so hard at some of those cheesy lines...! Anakin thinks he is sooo cool 'cause he's a Jedi. (Go back to your drinks. Haha!)

Very entertaining read. :)

nob01 said...

I'm just glad that someone was able to use a shot of hot alien chick bum.
To be honest, I agree that Anakin's mind is prolly on Padmame, panda bear, whatever - but Obi stance defines him as a bit of a player.
I can almost hear him saying "OK, who's first?"

Granny-Wan said...

I can almost hear him saying "OK, who's first?"

Me! Me! Pick me, Master Obi-Wan!

Granny-Wan said...

I mean, the oldest profession must have existed on Coruscant, right?

I imagine they got a great deal of business from the Jedi... LOL

jedilily said...

So, the Jedi's rule against attachments was an oxymoron from the very start.

I always thought so too. How can you care about someone or something w/o getting attached! Only in the mind of the Old Jedi Order. Entertaining entry!!

JediMelindaWolf said...

Cherish your attachments, and let them make you strong

:D


I've always meant to go through this scene slow motion, but haven't. Now I have the urge to do so. I love all the details GL puts in the background. :D

:-)

Robin Parker said...

I was so, so hoping you were gonna use this still. And I was so, so hoping you were gonna talk about the thong. Oh, happy day!

Let's talk about thongs baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk everything nasty that we can be

ROTFLMAO...

Probably not very appropriate my Apprentice's blog...But I couldn't resist.

Wish there were some Jedi men buns in that scene.

Did ya every wonder why George made it a point to make sure there were a lot of ladies butts in that scene? Dirty old man...LMAO

I've always meant to go through this scene slow motion, but haven't. Now I have the urge to do so. I love all the details GL puts in the background. :D

Including ass shots?...

ROTFLMAO...

Fun, fun blog, my apprentice. You did well. ;)

GoKnight said...

lots of shiny in it
I love this line! Simple, but effective!

Attachments are formed regardless of any "Code", what of the Master-padawan attachment? What of the attachment of the Jedi to the Republic? Hey, what of the attachment to the Code?

How true! This is a great line of thinking, I like that you point this out!


Would I change anything in the still? Naw, nekkid butts are funny. Ta!

Hee hee! She said "nekkid butts!" By all means -- I agree!!

Good luck with your finals!

Granny-Wan said...

Hee hee! She said "nekkid butts!" By all means -- I agree!!

How come Obi-Wan's butt isn't nekkid? He's got a cute one...

GoKnight said...

How come Obi-Wan's butt isn't nekkid?

AMEN, sister!!

Hansgirl3 said...

It was the Council's Attachment with a capital A to the code that got the Jedi killed

What a statement! Wow, you are so right, baby!! ;)

I love this blog, Arwen! I think you pulled out some great material from it.

"Nekkid butts"! LMAO

Robin Parker said...

"Nekkid butts"! LMAO

My Nekkid Butt hurts from sitting on it soooo long during this challenge...LMAO

Lisa Dullard said...

I'm ashamed to admit I never noticed the nekked butts before... What kind of fan am I???

Nicely done Arwen! :o)

ewanandhaydenfan5 said...

"Cherish your attachments, and let them make you strong."
I agree! Great job!

PadmeSkywalker said...

Cherish your attachments, and let them make you strong.

Such a simple yet powerful statement!!

This scene always cracks me up!! I love how you were able to go from the funny, light-hearted side of the scene into discussing attachments. It is difficult to imagine a life without any attachment at all...and I don't believe the Jedi were able to completely detach themselves from it.

I've always meant to freeze frame through the scene so I could get a better look at the aliens and such, but I haven't.

I have not done that either...but it is an interesting thought ;) Actually, in my Dressing A Galaxy book (my favorite costume reference ;) ) there are promo shots of many of the aliens from the Outlander club. The outfits really are interesting, to say the least ;)