And history was made...

[So who was worse off at the end of all this, Jar Jar or Qui-Gon? LOL

In the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer."]

Jar Jar got knocked over by a Jedi
Running from the droids beneath some trees
You can say there's no such thing as bad luck
But as for me and Qui-Gon, we believe.

He’d been banished from the city
Captain Tarpals told me so
‘Cause he smashed the Boss’s gasser
And the Boss got mad and told him just to go.

When the Jedi Master found him
As the Separatists attacked
Qui-Gon saved him from the droid tanks
By knocking Jar Jar flat onto his back.

Jar Jar got knocked over by a Jedi
Running from the droids beneath some trees
You can say there's no such thing as bad luck
But as for me and Qui-Gon, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Qui-Gon.
He's been taking this so well.
Sitting in there giving orders
And finding hyperdrives that they don’t sell.

It's not Star Wars without Jar Jar
All the fans are keeping track
But we just can't help but wonder:
Should we all go after George or give him slack?
(Give him slack!)

Jar Jar got knocked over by a Jedi
Running from the droids beneath some trees
You can say there's no such thing as bad luck
But as for me and Qui-Gon, we believe.

Now the Jedi are extinguished
And the Sith have reappeared
And some smoke comes from the Temple
That looks just like the color of Jar Jar’s ears.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
“Star Wars fans should be aware!”
You should never make a movie
With giant frogs and warlike teddy bears.

Jar Jar got knocked over by a Jedi
Running from the droids beneath some trees
You can say there's no such thing as bad luck
But as for me and Qui-Gon, we believe.