Friday, October 30, 2009

Troublemakers: Part 2 - Tansarii Point Station - Chapter 2: Assumptions

Renora never had trouble remembering things under pressure. Not only was she capable of retaining nearly ten times the amount of information that normal sentient beings processed on a regular basis via memory-enhancement techniques enacted through the Force, Renora was born with a naturally photographic memory that she’d noticed even before she’d met the strange older woman who levitated rocks with her mind. Conversations, events, minute details that would typically bounce away happily unnoticed and unconsidered, were all logged away in her memory to be replayed, analyzed, and manipulated.

As a matter of fact, Renora probably functioned better under pressure than she did under normal circumstances, since she had not only the benefit of her intellect, her training, and the omnipotent threads of the Force, but of untainted, unmarred adrenal strength. Not to mention the quite formidable strength of her own verbal self-abuse if she screwed up. But sometimes, just sometimes, she wished she didn’t remember things so well.

Take the current state of affairs, for example. She was perched on a tree branch, the strength of which could only be calculated in terms of low probability (which Renora recognized immediately, despite her distaste for the word “calculate”), one arm wrenched painfully out of it socket (which was obviously not a natural thing, and Jedi were all for the natural thing), and the cords of muscle in her neck throbbing with a lifeless, deadening pain in time to the regularity of her pulse. She was surrounded by a bunch of oversized, carnivorous beetles that looked like a drawing from some sort of demented comic cube. She probably had a dislocated shoulder, possibly had a concussion, and was definitely in big trouble. And her weapon was gone.

Despite all of this, and all the inherent distraction that came with it, all she could do was remember something Master Giddy had told her a long, long time ago. Actually, it couldn’t have been that long ago, seeing as Renora hadn’t even hit her seventeenth year in this Force-forsaken galaxy that, against all the odds that her Master refused to hear, she had found some reason to love. Nevertheless, it seemed like several lingering eternities ago, and a couple of infinities tossed in for good measure; from a certain point of view and all that poodoo.

It was in that cave with the squills. Renora had been complaining about how repulsive the creatures were, hideously human in their stature and build, in their long, thin chests and two legs, but something obviously alien and revolting in their small, red-yellow eyes, and the dripping, gnashing daggers lined in neat rows within their cavernous mouths.

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“Go on, say it.”

“Say what, Master?” Renora asked, pausing to catch her breath against the worn, corpse-gray rock in the cave wall.

“I thought it, too, when I first saw them.”

“Master?”

Gidrea regarded her apprentice for a moment, arms crossed against her robed chest. A thin strand of hair, still a blistering red despite her years, had fallen into the Jedi Master’s face. She brushed it away impatiently, reaching down into the backpack Renora had set against the cavern wall.

“Padawan, remember the holos of Master Qui-Gon I showed you?”

“Master, I’m many things, among them annoying and impetuous. But I’m not blind. And not likely to forget something like that. Or someone like that,” she chuckled.

“Those sparkling blue eyes. You would’ve liked him,” Giddy laughed, her eyes suddenly reflecting an odd mixture of happiness and forgotten sorrow. “He was a good man. And a great Jedi. Speaking of Jedi, your Master is getting old. Mind lifting that water bottle out of the pack for me?”

“Another one of those benefits of age, Master?”

“What, ordering you around?”

“No, of course not. You’re my Master, you’re supposed to order me around. That way I learn the value of humility. And, judging by the way things are going, you’re going to be ordering me around for a long, long, long time.”

“I never believed in all that ‘humility’ nonsense,” said Giddy, taking a sip from the water bottle. “I just like telling you what to do.”

“I know that. I just wanted to hear you say it.”

“Why? You haven’t convinced yourself yet?”

“I don’t know. I haven’t asked myself lately. I’m not the one who stands around and chats with invisible people. Master,” she added, muffling a short laugh.

“They’re invisible so they don’t frighten young Padawans who still sleep with stuffed banthas.”

“Hey, I’m not the only one who doesn’t sleep by myself, you know. And I noticed that before you introduced me to Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master Emeritus. That was just a confirmation,” Renora snickered slyly.

“Good to know some of those lessons on minding your surroundings have finally sunk in.”

“What can I say? I have a very good teacher.”

“Hmph. Anyway, I happened to notice that your skills with the Force haven’t gone away in all the time you spent practicing your wit. Yet you still managed to notice how handsome Master Qui-Gon is.”

“Last I checked, I don’t belong to any weird, backwater Force cult where they burn out your eyes when you achieve mastery of the Force.”

“Mastery of the Force is overrated.”

“I thought you said it doesn’t exist, because mastery is a relative term.”

“No, that sounds like something you’d say. But the point is, Padawan, your senses don’t just disappear when you call on the Force. Sometimes, it’s equally important to pay attention to what your eyes are telling you as well as what the Force is telling you. Otherwise, you might miss something you would’ve otherwise noticed. You can sense a person is coming, but you don’t know how good-looking they are until you do the important part: the looking.”

“So that’s why I’m always crashing into stuff. I don’t use my eyes.”

Gidrea laughed. “No, that’s just because all those lessons about footwork are only good for lightsaber combat. But you can certainly judge the location of a squill by using your nose. You complained long enough about the way they look, but you didn’t mention the smell.”

“I thought it was obvious,” Renora muttered.

“Obvious is a relative term.”

“That sounds like something I’d say.”

“The benefits of youth, Padawan?”

“What benefit is that?”

“Always taking credit for everything.”

“No, Master, that’s just the product of your training,” Renora grinned.

“Only in your mind, my very young apprentice!”

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“Are you going to say it?”

Renora was startled out of her brief reverie and glanced down at the comlink on her wrist. Her thighs had begun to shake with the exertion of remaining crouched on the slender, serrated tree limb, and she closed her eyes for a moment to send tendrils of Force energy to calm the tense muscles. When the trembling abided, Renora took several short, gasping breaths, face and neck awash with perspiration.

“Say what, Master?”

“What you never said at the squill cave.”

Renora shook her head, deciding not to waste her limited reserve of strength on surprise.

“How did you know I was thinking about the cave?”

“I didn’t.”

Sighing, Renora risked a glimpse at the Tanc Mites below her, their gnashing mandibles working in a wet, repugnant display of visceral hunger. She suppressed a shudder, stretching her consciousness into the familiar arrays of the Force that surrounded and penetrated everything around her.

“You have to jump sometime,” Gidrea said, her voice unusually soft.

“Not before I say it,” Renora reminded her.

“That’s okay, we both know Tanc Mites stink.”

“You thought that’s what I was going to say? At the squill cave? That the squills smell bad?” Renora laughed, detecting the briefest of hesitations in her Master’s response.

“What was it then?”

“I was just going to say that Jedi have no sense.”

With that, she hurled herself into the terror below.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Troublemakers: Part 1 - Tansarii Point Station - Chapter 1: Nothing Easy

The sickening squeals and coarse, vile cackling emitted by the gnashing talons of those massive fiends filled the room with terrifying echoes. Their dark, multifaceted eyes, glinting with tints of red and blue and green, reflected the horror in her own. Struggling against the pounding of her rebellious heart, she breathed deeply through her nose and tried to reach out to the Force. With the stench of these vile creatures filling her nostrils and making it impossible to concentrate, this wasn’t the easiest thing to do.

But since when was anything easy?

“Master?” she gasped, feinting at the nearest Tanc Mite with her long lance.

“Yes?”

Renora Ta’a rolled her eyes at the almost lazy response. It was apparent that her Master wasn’t taking the situation as seriously as she should be. As usual.

“Master, I’m not so sure--argh!” Amidst a shrieking cry, one of the beasts directly to her left raised his massive, sharply-haired leg, and brought it down with the full strength of his large body. Renora blocked the blow with her lance and batted its leg aside, pulling the weapon back and forcing it into the creature’s body with a nauseating crunch.

“Master, I don’t think this is such a good idea!” she hissed into her wrist comlink.

“It was your idea, Padawan,” Gidrea replied, her voice muffled by static. To her annoyance, Renora thought she could hear a faint hint of laughter in her Master’s words. Master Giddy was enjoying this.

At least somebody was.

“Master, you pick the weirdest times to be amused.”

“And you have the weirdest ideas of what a good idea is and what it isn’t.”

“I thought it was a good idea at the time!” Renora growled, thrusting her lance into the leg of the nearest overgrown insect and whipping it around just in time to block a mammoth strike from the one behind her.

“Then you should take responsibility for the fact that it’s not,” Gidrea chuckled over the static.

“There’s a word I’ve never heard you use before.”

“What’s that?”

“Responsibility,” she grunted, snapping her lance in an overhead strike at the Mite closest to her and leaping over it. She grinned savagely in apparent triumph, only to land roughly on her left shoulder and roll head-over-boot-heals against an immense tree trunk.

“Ow,” she muttered, looking around frantically for her lance.

When she saw it, she immediately wished she hadn’t.

“Oh, kriff.”

It was about twenty feet away, which wasn’t too far to sprint, even with her cracked head and injured shoulder. But it wasn’t laying in the wispy grass of the artificially maintained bestiary environment. It was resting in the jaws of a Giant Tanc Mite.

“Feeling responsible?”

“Are you kidding? Master, you taught me better than that.”

“I also taught you how to hold your weapon properly.”

Renora glanced down at her comlink in shock, then rebuked herself for being taken by surprise. For all her…eccentricities…Master Lightsky was wiser and more skilled than she let on. At least, Renora had to try and believe that as much as possible. After all, the pair had managed to stay alive all these years within the vortex of turmoil that was the Empire for some reason.

Renora had to believe it was something other than just dumb luck.

“I was holding it properly, Master,” she replied, tensing the muscles in her thighs and centering herself in the Force. “That is, until I wasn’t holding it anymore.”

“Holding it means keeping it, too, you know.”

“So I’ve heard,” Renora grunted, leaping for the tree branch directly above her head and hauling herself up onto the limb. The Mite who had captured her lance reared its head back shook it fiercely. Renora leaned forward on the tree branch and closed her eyes against her mounting fear, opening herself to the multifaceted tendrils of the Force.

She landed a bit awkwardly on a branch about ten feet away, wrenching her injured left shoulder sharply. With growing dismay worming its way through her chest, she felt the joint wrench from its socket. Clutching the bough for dear life, Renora threw her head back and screamed until her lungs ached. An icy fire seemed to weave its way up and down her arm, and her hand slipped off of the limb. Gritting her teeth against the pain, Renora used her good arm to pull herself into a crouching position on the branch.

“Kriff, kriff, kriff,” she mumbled as a thin bead of sweat began to roam down her forehead and into her eyes.

“Shoulder?” asked Giddy.

“No, just my head,” Renora said through clenched teeth. “It hurts from having too many good ideas.”

“I warned you about that…”

“I was too busy thinking to hear you.”

“I warned you about that, too.”

“Should I find it odd that you’re able to keep track of me with such efficiency from halfway across the galaxy?”

“You’d rather I didn’t?”

“I didn’t say that.”

“And I didn’t say that I was keeping track of you.”

Renora sighed in resignation. To her knowledge, there was only one person in this sentient galaxy who could manage to out-talk her. Not that Renora would ever admit it. At least she had been able to keep her mind off of the pain radiating from her shoulder long enough to regain some of her composure.

Hopefully, it was enough to keep her alive for a little while longer.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

A Useful Trick

It wasn't unusual for people to volunteer to join the Rebel Alliance, but it was odd to have one show up at the hidden rebel base. This one had just walked in, without anyone questioning her until she reached the central headquarters.

"I want to see Luke Skywalker," she said.

She was Togrutan, in her late thirties, tall and slender in a graceful way but with a fiercely haunted look in her eyes. But what brought Luke out of his quarters to see her was a sleek, shiny object she removed from her cloak pocket... a lightsaber.

He walked towards her with apprehension, followed by his loyal astromech droid, R2-D2.

Her wide eyes opened even wider. "Artoo? R2-D2?"

Artoo rotated his dome and chirped with excitement.

"I'm Luke Skywalker," he said quietly. "You know Artoo?"

"I used to. Are you related to Anakin Skywalker?"

"He was my father," Luke said.

"Is he here?" she asked hopefully.

"No, he's dead."

"I'm sorry. When I saw Artoo I got my hopes up," she said sadly.

"Who are you?"

"Oh! Pardon my manners. I'm Ashoka Tano. I was your father's apprentice."





"You're a Jedi. Can you teach me about the Force?

"I was only an apprentice. I can't teach you much, I'm afraid. I have hardly touched the Force in 20 years. I've been afraid to."

"Can you teach me to use this?" He held up his lightsaber.

"That I can do, " she grinned. "That looks like Anakin's saber."

"It is, or so Master Kenobi told me."
"Master Kenobi? Is he..."

Luke shook his head. "I'm sorry, he's dead, too."

She sighed. "It's all right, I'm used to having everyone I know be dead."

"Why aren't you dead?" he asked bluntly.

"I was badly injured during on battle during the Outer Rim Sieges," she said. Luke looked at her blankly.

"During the Clone Wars," she added. "I was sent to Shili to recuperate, I was there for nearly a year and then I heard about the Jedi Purge, so I just stayed there."

"You were lucky, then."

"Lesson one, Luke, there's no such thing as luck. But I guess you could call it that."




Luke brought her to dinner in the community dining room and peppered her with questions about the Jedi and the Force.

"Luke, please, I can't teach you much more than the basics. My study was interrupted by the war, and then I was cut off from the Jedi completely."

She waved her hand casually and the saltshaker rose into the air. Luke's eyes widened. "How did you do that?"

Then she Force pulled it into her hand, and he grinned.

"If you could teach me to do that with my lightsaber, it would sure come in handy," he said. "I'm always dropping it!"

"Yes, that's always a problem when you're learning," she said with a smile.

"We're leaving her to go to Hoth tomorrow," he said. "Can you help me while we wait?"

"Yes, I can teach you that. And it might save your life someday."

Monday, August 17, 2009

The Most Powerful Jedi Ever

The Most Powerful Jedi Ever
(Not what I'd call "Wormie"!)


Introduction

When the brilliant light that the Jedi cast upon the galaxy slowly sputters and dies, a darkness reigns that is unparalleled by anything else that history is even remotely capable of conjuring. To rebuild the ancient Order dedicated to the service of the Force and of the galaxy, it takes an individual possessing matchless courage, determination, and inner goodness. But before the darkness of the Sith can be conquered, that individual first must vanquish the darkness within himself.

Alone in a galaxy that seems to have turned its back on everyone in it, the task of restoring such a vast and complex Order may seem nothing short of impossible. Few have tried it. Most died trying. But one man, a true hero whose realized dreams surpassed anything that even he could imagine, accomplished something far greater than merely suppressing his inner darkness.

Not only did he pass on what he had learned to a new generation of Jedi Knights, this man brought a Sith Lord, devoured and wasted away through the powers of his own hatred, back from the very brink of darkness. In the company of incomparable heroes with their own inner demons to confront, this young Jedi left such an indentation on galactic history that his name will be whispered in barely concealed awe for centuries to come.

Luke Skywalker.


Powah, Unlimited Powah?

Is Luke the most powerful Jedi ever? Master Mina seems to think so. But I didn’t really think so, at least before I completed this enormous freakin’ Challenge (with a capital "C") that she gave me to do. Now do I think so? No, I still don't think so. However, now I know so.

If we just concentrate on raw Force power, Luke wins. If we go by important things that have been accomplished throughout galactic history, Luke still wins. If we consider the most respected and revered Jedi Knights in all the galaxy, Luke wins. Heck, even if we look at G-enuine G-canon, Luke still wins. He's playing with a loaded Sabaac deck, so what can I say? The man’s a hero, and nothing could even hope to blemish that most apparent truth, let alone to diminish it.

Does Qui-Gon Jinn still have a place in my heart that Luke can’t enter? But of course! Is he a hero? No duh! Did he do important things in his life that set the stage for someone like Luke to come along? He certainly did. But you simply cannot ignore the impact that Luke Skywalker made on the galaxy. He is the most powerful Jedi ever. And not just because he inherited his father’s lightsaber.

Let’s look at Luke’s most basic talent: the Force. Now, being absolutely and resignedly obsessed with Jedi, I’ve spent a lot of time researching all sorts of Force powers: the arcane and the mundane, the really good and the really horrible, the mind-bendingly simple and the spellbindingly complex. The Force isn't just some random hocus-pocus, say a few magic words and the rabic comes out of the woman who was sawed in half. Study of the Force is a serious, complicated endeavor, (if you'll permit me to quote my beloved Qui-Gon) and even if you succeed, it's a hard life.

There have been Sith that harnessed a power so steeped in the deepest shadows of the dark side -- called mechu-daru (I can't tell whether that sounds like Latin or one of Hello Kitty's buddies) -- that enabled them to breathe life into mechanical objects and bend them to the Force-user’s will. There have been Jedi who were so attuned to their position relative to the Force, so fueled by an innate purity of heart that I can’t even begin to fathom, that it enabled them to heal those on the very brink of death. But I have never, ever read of any Force user -- be he Jedi, Sith, or confused -- having a working knowledge of so…much…stuff, so many Force abilities of such variation, except for Master Skywalker.

Mina asked me to come up with fifty Force powers that Luke had mastery over. I thought she was crazy. No, I thought she was even more crazy than I had suspected. I thought she was insane. Nobody knew fifty Force powers, not even Master Yoda. That’s just impossible. There must be something in the Code that says, “No Jedi Master is allowed to know more than twenty Force powers. After that, he runs the risk of being an insufferable know-it-all. Nobody will like him. He’ll start having bad dreams. He’ll bring down the galaxy.”

But if there was ever anything like that in the Code at all, Luke must’ve gone to Tosche Station instead of reading it. Without much effort, I came up with eighty-seven Force powers that Luke knew. Then, just because I was in a Mace Windu-ish mood, I decided to try and reach a hundred. No problemo at all.

Luke Skywalker possessed complete and utter mastery of every…last…kriffing…Force…power on this list. This includes nearly every light side Force power that is known to us, and a few he literally traveled to the ends of the galaxy to learn. Clearly he found some time between single-handedly reestablishing the Jedi Order, saving the galaxy from imperialistic maniacs, and engaging in rather hilarious and tumultuous romances (at least twelve big ones -- and I do mean big ones) to teach himself a thing or two (more like 2 x 50) about the Force.


Luke's Force Powers

1. Force choke
2. Force grip
3. flow-walking
4. Force lightning
5. Force sense
6. Force attunement
7. Telekinesis
8. Revitalize
9. Droid disable
10. Force protection
11. Telepathy
12. Force illusion
13. Force ghost
14. Force enlightenment
15. Electric judgment
16. Force defending
17. Force healing
18. Force concealment
19. Inverse Dun Möch
20. Cho Mai
21. Alchaka
22. Tapas
23. Force listening
24. Force meld
25. Force seeing
26. Force vision
27. Precognition
28. Battle precognition
29. Force empathy
30. Farseeing
31. Comprehend speech
32. Force channel
33. Force potency
34. Force affinity
35. Force mastery
36. Art of movement
37. Hibernation trance
38. Hassat-durr
39. Force valor
40. Force mind
41. Force speed
42. Force resistance
43. Force Immunity
44. Breath control
45. Battlemind
46. Force camouflage
47. Alter image
48. Alter environment
49. Animal friendship
50. Ray
51. Battle meditation
52. Revitalize
53. Force jump
54. Mind control
55. Malacia
56. Levitation
57. Force combustion
58. Droid disable
59. Force bellow
60. Force confusion
61. Force defend
62. Force blinding
63. Force cloak
64. Force deflection
65. Force flash
66. Force flight
67. Force illusion
68. Projection
69. Force illusion
70. Force push
71. Force pull
72. Force stun
73. Force stun
74. Force grip
75. Force crush
76. Kinetite
77. Force throw
78. Force repulse
79. Force whisper
80. Force blinding
81. Hibernation trance
82. Force weapon
83. Healing trance
84. Saber throw
85. Alter mechanics
86. Teleportation
87. Force storm (wormhole)
88. Force storm (lightning)
89. Force storm (weather)
90. Doppelganger
91. Force choke immunity
92. Force whirlwind
93. Heat shield
94. Cold shield
95. Cure Disease
96. Cure poison
97. Force fear
98. Affect mind
99. Dominate mind
100. Force slow


All I Want for BFD is...Luke Skywalker

Not only was Luke incredibly powerful, but everyone else in the galaxy was incredibly aware of it. There was an incredibly tense period in GFFA history wherein just about everybody was trying to get their hands on the incredible Luke Skywalker, unaware of the fact that Luke was in it for the galaxy, never for himself...Incredible?

Regardless of how tempting the power he was promised by those who wished to use him for their own ends, Luke refused to surrender to the evil that consumed his father. Is it because he saw himself as a hero? No, not at all. The more experienced, talented, and respected he become, the more humbleness it afforded him. The more he perceived of the galaxy -- the more suffering and pain, happiness and growth -- that he finds, the more he was able to put life into perspective. But that didn’t stop anyone and everyone from bidding for him, the ultimate power in the galaxy. And that's one of many things that made him such a remarkable Jedi.


“The Force is strong with this one.” - Darth Vader: Episode IV: A New Hope

“We have a new enemy. Luke Skywalker, the young Rebel who destroyed the Death Star.” - Emperor Palpatine: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

“Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear.” - Darth Vader: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

“You have learned much, young one.” - Darth Vader: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

“Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power.” - Darth Vader: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

“Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this.” - Darth Vader: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

“You're too loyal and responsible for your own good.” - Princess Leia Organa: Splinter of the Mind's Eye

“They say that since you defeated their champion, you are the greatest warrior present.” -Halla: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye

“Kenobi... trained you... well. And you have some... natural ability of your own. You have proven a challenge.” - Darth Vader: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye

“Not... possible! Such power... in a child! Not possible!” Darth Vader: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye

“But Luke is strong, stronger than he knows. And Luke has a single purpose. I suppose you could say that he has a pure heart.” - Callista Ming: Planet of Twilight

“Master Skywalker is not someone to be trifled with.” - Alema Rar: Tempest


Son of the Chosen One

Anakin Skywalker would forever persist as a tyrant of unspeakable proportions, enslaved by his own hand, if not for the heroism of his own son. It was Luke who brought the man who was more machine than human from the brinks of bondage and allowed him to fulfill his destiny as the Chosen One, destined to bring balance from the Force.

Not only did Luke inherit his father's...lightsaber...he acceded to his extraordinary strength in the Force. Actually, Luke and Anakin were parallels of one another in many ways -- the same, but very different. Luke seemed to be lucky (or was it the will of the Force?) in that he gained the best of both of his parents, as well as the legacy of all that he endured.



Hero's Cycle

Before we knew of the tragedy of Anakin Skywalker, we lived through the adventures of Luke Skywalker. Forging a path so similar to his father’s, yet so different, (minus the murderous, kid-slaughtering rages, for example) Luke’s journey, as depicted by George Lucas, echoed that of many mythical heroes before him. When I read a book with Greek or Roman mythological elements in it, I can't help but think of Luke and his epic journey toward heroism.

Luke Skywalker has become our modern equivalent of Aeneis or Perseus. Kids in ancient Greece would want to grow up to be like Odysseus, and kids in our time dream of living the life of a Jedi and Rebel hero, saving princesses and braving creatures on distant words. Kids in ancient Greece would run around the polis (Greek city-state) and knock over clay pots with their wooden swords, and kids in our time run through the house (place of contemporary residence) and drive their plastic lightsabers through the TV screen. Some things never change.

As stated by the Maker:

“Anakin wasn't what he was supposed to become. But the son could become that.”

“Luke Skywalker’s really the hero of the whole thing, because he’s the only one who believes in his father, in Darth Vader. He knows there’s still some good in him.”

“The early films are about Luke redeeming his father, so Luke's the focus.”

“With the Prequels, I wanted to go from the adventures of Luke Skywalker to the tragedy of Darth Vader.”

“The focus would be shifted so that instead of the audience seeing Vader as this character of total evil, they'd see him and think ‘There's poor Anakin, still stuck in that suit.’”

“Throughout the entire trilogy, Luke was the only who was able to see the good that was still in his father. That's ultimately what saved them all.”


Conclusion

They say that when the Jedi were brutally cut down during Order 66, it was then that the Age of Heroes was brought to its climactic and proverbial knees. But it was through his determination, strength, courage, and an inner goodness that’s almost incomprehensible, that Luke Skywalker ushered in a new Age of Heroes to rival the last.

Not what I'd call Wormie!





When Luke saw the setting twin suns
Sink down toward the Tatooine sand
He never imagined a life so great
Or a journey so epically grand.

As stars began to embrace the sky
And night pursued the day
A saga without parallel
Began, so far away...


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Windham, Ryder. Star Wars(r): Jedi vs. Sith The Essential Guide to the Force (Star Wars (Random House Paperback)). Null: Del Rey, 2007. Print.


Special Thanks

Gidrea Lightsky - For being a demoralizing opponent and irrepleceable friend. (No, not a demoralizing friend...most of the time.) And for chatting it up about this challenge all across the kriffin' Internet...blog cites, emails, Galaxies...You name it, we've taken it by storm! If I know anything, it's that I've got the greatest Master in this whole galaxy.

Master Mina - For dreaming up this "little" challenge to begin with...and making it extra fun to play with. Happy birthday, dearest Grand Master.

My sister - For having to hear about this blog over, and over, and over, and over, and over while I worked on it. And for ironing out my snippyness.

And everyone who wasn't thanked...It's just about midnight over here, and I've got to get up early tomorrow. No, not so I can play online...I've just been informed by a very reliable source that I've got a dentist appointment. Fun, huh? It's my Grand Master's birthday and I have to go get some metal stuck in my mouth. Well, that's life on Ahazi...

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Jedi Poodoo!

Here's the last blog I posted before my final ban. It's pretty good, I suppose, but not the best I've ever done. In any case, it was fun to write, and I hope it's fun to read!


Snips: Welcome, Mr. Nerak Enivob! Thank you for joining us today.

Nerak: A pleasure to be here. I almost thought you weren't going to do this interview, the way you seemed to be kind of...uh...lax for so long.

Snips: Wouldn't miss it for the galaxy and everyone in it! Actually, it helps that my Star Wars: Galaxies character's had a glitch and I wasn't able to play for a day and a half. Anyway, we already know about obsession with the game.

Let's start with the reason you're here! Why are you here, Mr. Enivob?

Nerak: Because I'm a rational and logical human being who's going to enlighten you as to the evils of your judgment?

Snips: I believe you have our roles reversed.

Nerak: Oh, oh, I see. I'm here because I've decided I don't like Jedi.

Snips: Don't like Jedi?

Nerak: Nope, not at all. Would be safe to say that I hate them.

Snips: And when did this hatred of Jedi start?

Nerak: Well, right of the bat, they never really impressed me. Like most people, I saw the OT first, and I didn't really take to Luke, Ben, or even Darth Vader.

Snips: Why's that?

Nerak: Luke was a wimp, Ben was a liar, and Vader was a washed-up maniac who didn't know what he wanted.

Snips: Ok, we'll start with Luke. Why do you say he was a wimp?

Nerak: Because when he had the opportunity, he should've just killed the Emperor and ended it all. Or joined Vader and destroyed the Empire from within. He just didn't have the guts to do that. He grew up on a farm, raised by people who did everything in their power to shelter him because they didn't want him to grow up to be like his bipolar father. Not exactly hero material.

Snips: Sounds to me like somebody's having a hard time with the difference between the light side and the dark side.

Nerak: Ah...they're both just words that mean the same thing. At least those who say they "use the dark side" are honest enough to admit that they're using magical powers to serve themselves.

Snips: Mr. Enivob, it seems like you haven't been paying attention to anything that was said or done during any of the films! No difference between the dark side and light side? Let's think about that for a second.

There's more than one way to channel the Force. Doing so by use of anger, hatred, pain, jealousy, or any other negative emotion is, by nature, the dark side. Doing so out of an aloof compassion that focuses on your place relative to the Force is, by nature, the light side. These are not the same thing.

I bring to your attention this guy, [url=http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/6181/312939-attonpromo_large.jpg]Atton Rand.[/url] The picture you just saw was of Atton on the light side. Now here's Atton on the [url=http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/2/27/Attondsportrait.jpg]dark side[/url]. As you can plainly see, the dark side is a destructive force that plays havoc on the Force-user and his surroundings.

Nerak: Who's to say what's destructive and what's not? The Jedi serve a corrupt and volatile government.

Snips: Wrong again, Nerak. The Jedi don't serve a government.

Nerak: The Republic--

Snips: --is not the government. What's the greatest representation of civilization in the whole galaxy? The Republic. What do most galactic citizens depend upon to protect them? The Republic. Why do they trust that their lives are stable? The Republic. By serving the Republic, the Jedi don't serve a government. They serve the galaxy, and the Force.

Nerak: And are subject to the whims of politicians who give them the funding they need to continue to exist. Yeah, I see how it is.

Snips: First of all, in the waning days of the Old Republic, the Jedi Order was far from perfect. It was dysfunctional. Too much complacency born from the fact that they were unable to sense things clearly through the Force -- because of the machinations of Darth Sidious -- meant that they did bow to the wishes of many politicians. Just when that was about to stop, of course, Order 66 went down.

Second of all, it's in the best interest of the politicians to keep the cash flowing to the Temple. More training remotes for the younglings mean that they can grow up to save the lives of some of those Senators. Makes sense to me.

And Vader?

Nerak: What about Vader?

Snips: The washed-up maniac?

Nerak: Yeah, well, he was.

Snips: You must remember that Vader is hardly an exemplification of Jedi behavior. He is actually a perfect example of what happens when a Jedi is put out of focus because of attachments.

Nerak: Ben was still a liar.

Snips: Obi-Wan had a hard life, Nerak. There are some who are starting to say that he's overrated, but really, you can't give him enough credit. This is a man who gave his life, his very [i]being[/i] to the service of the Force. In terms of actual strength in the Force, Obi-Wan was not extraordinary. He was quite average. But he was not an average Jedi. This man was all compassion, and he earned his remarkable inner strength through years of heartache. Obi-Wan can never get too much credit.

Nerak: He had a hard life? So it's ok for him to lie?

Snips: Mr. Enivob, did your mom ever lie to you?

Nerak: Uh, yeah, I guess so, but--

Snips: But what? It's the same thing. Ben lied to protect Luke, who wasn't ready for the burden that was yet to be placed upon him. Your mom lied to you for the same reason, only on less-than-galactic scale.

Next question: You stated that you never really felt drawn to Jedi. But when did you begin to really despise them?

Nerak: The Clone Wars. The Clone Wars really made me see how dishonest the Jedi truly are. They're an organization that advertises "peace" and "justice" but go and enslave human beings and force them to fight for a government that doesn't care if they live or die. I don't know what galaxy you're from, but in mine, we call this "hypocritical". Just because they have powers that we mere mortals can't understand, that makes it ok?

Snips: What gives you the impression that the Jedi enslaved anyone?

Nerak: Were the clones paid? Nope. Were they treated with dignity and respect by most of the Jedi? Nope.

Snips: With all the material that's been presented about the Clone Wars, it seems as if it was a conflict that lasted a very long time. Not so at all. Realistically, the Clone Wars only lasted three years, in which the many clone regiments rotated so each and every clone was only subjected to battle for as little time as possible.

In addition, George Lucas has specifically stated -- and it is continually apparent throughout both AOTC, ROTS, and TCW -- that the clones admired and revered the Jedi not just as commanders, but as great leaders. And there was a reason for that; because the Jedi [i]were[/i] great leaders. Anakin, Obi-Wan, Aalya Secura, Plo Koon, Kit Fisto, Mace Windu, and Yoda, just to name a few Jedi, had great relationships with their troops.

Furthermore, if you consider the history of the Republic, there is nothing whatsoever to suggest that the clones would not be integrated into society after the conclusion of the war.

What is your general impression of the way the Jedi Order trains its members?

Nerak: Well, I can't say I care for it. Have you heard of the Case of Baby Ludi?

Snips: Yes, would you care to explain it?

Nerak: The Baby Ludi custody case was basically a dispute between the Jedi Council and a woman named Jonava Billane over the fate of Jonava's daughter: Aris-Del Wari. There was a massive earthquake on Ord Thoden and a team of Jedi rescue workers found a Force-sensitive child in the ruins of the capital. They were unable to find the kid's parents, so they assumed they were dead and took the girl to Coruscant to be trained in the ways of the Force.

When her mother, Jonava Billane, who was actually very much alive, recovered from her injuries, and learned that her daughter had survived, she traveled to Coruscant to reunite with baby Ludi. By that time, about a year or so had passed, so Jonava had to petition to get her daughter back. But the Jedi Council rejected her petition, arguing that it would now be "too dangerous" to return her child -- now named Aris-Del Wari -- because her mind had been opened to the Force.

Snips: Let's stop here real quick. You mentioned that Jonava had to petition to get her daughter back. What's your opinion on that?

Nerak: That shouldn't have even happened in the first place. This was her child. I don't know exactly how old she was, but she was very young, and her mother obviously loved her. The Jedi have absolutely no right to split up a family, no matter how "dangerous" they think any part of the family might be.

Snips: I don't know about you, Mr. Enivob, but if my mom had lost me in an earthquake, she wouldn't even wait until she'd recovered from her injuries to start thinking about where I am. She'd start searching for me immediately, in any way she could. Jonava apparently didn't do that, so we can assume that her priorities were elsewhere, as was shown later, when she dropped the investigation to review casting for a holo-production being made about the incident.

You see, people love picking on the Jedi -- in that universe and in this one --because they're such food for hatred. We love to hate what we can't understand, and many refuse to understand -- or simply are unable to comprehend -- the good that the Jedi do. Then, you'll probably wonder, why didn't the Jedi make more information about themselves available to the public? Well, even if they did, (and I can't imagine them hiding much about their organization) they would still be subject to such contempt.

Because, even in our own galaxy, it's hard to do good despite the ignorance of others. And that ignorance breeds hatred, and those who hate love to spread that hate around. Many individuals would do anything to quash the goodness of a hero's life and heart with illusions about their motivation. Anyway, I'm digressing big-time, so let's get back to the case.

Nerak: The Jedi Order splitting up baby Ludi's family?

Snips: Yes. Now, imagine for a second that there were thousands of Force-sensitive kids scattered around the galaxy, surrounded by uncontrolled emotions that they perceived in ways they couldn't understand, and individuals incapable of comprehending or nurturing the power and innate intelligence that the children carried. That's what the situation would be if the Jedi didn't take these children and educate them.

And it's often made to sound as if the Jedi broke into homes during the night and stole the kids out from under their parents' noses/tusks/beaks/etc. This is not the case. Many parents often dreamed of having their kids trained by the Jedi, especially if they were unable to provide for them. It was considered a great honor to have kids in the Order, where they would be given the best education in the galaxy, as well as a chance to attempt to attain their full potential.

Nerak: Ludi stayed with the Jedi, anyway. It's not like Jonava had any power against a galaxy-spanning organization of wizards.

Snips: The Jedi have long been regarded the "true heroes" of Star Wars. Would you agree?

Nerak: No, not at all. When the Sith commit murder, it's not ok. When a bounty hunter commits murder, it's not ok. When an assassin commits murder, it's not ok. But when a Jedi commits murder, it's ok?

Snips: Jedi don't--

Nerak: You're going to tell me that Jedi don't murder. Well, that's not true. Anakin murdered Count Dooku.

Snips: Like I said before, you can hardly use Anakin as the pinnacle of Jedi behavior.

Nerak: It doesn't matter. Jedi have shown time and time again that they're dangerous.

Snips: Everything and everyone has the potential to be dangerous. But everything and everyone also has the potential to do good. The Jedi Order has stood between the galaxy and utter chaos more times than any other organization ever could, despite the hate-mongering ignorance of others.

Do the Jedi always do the right thing? No, not at all. But neither do I. Neither do you. There's always an intriguing moral element that's a significant participant in everything Star Wars, and it never leads us to believe that Jedi are infallible. But they're the good guys. It doesn't stop them from being human.

That's why I love the Jedi. An individual whose heart is shredded by what he perceives as his own failure, but who struggles against this pain and sorrow to forge the next generation of guardians of peace and justice -- that's my idea of a true hero.

Nerak: This is end of the interview, then? You failed to sway me, you know.

Snips: I know. Hatred of specific Jedi and a general aura of doubt and suspicion that seems to follow the Order has been growing greater and greater, especially of late. I only hope that The Clone Wars, which portrays the Jedi as unbridled heroes to our younger fans, will raise said fans with a balanced opinion of these good guys: flawed, but noble. Something to emulate.

Nerak: Now what?

Snips: What do you mean?

Nerak: Are you back to mainstream blogging for a while?

Snips: Yes, this is the end of this small blog duology. And I'll be back to mainstream, one-shot blogs. Well, as mainstream as anything of mine can get.

Nerak: Oh dear.

Snips: You got that right. Until next time!

Saturday, July 04, 2009

The Lightsaber

I don't usually write a lot of Anakin fics, mostly because I don't really like writing Anakin. But I entered this short story for a one-shot contest with the prompt, "Anakin, I have a bad feeling about this."

Actually, it turned out much better than I expected, and I'm pretty happy with the results. It may run a tad on the melodramatic side, but Anakin isn't exactly the most stable of people. Anyway, hope you enjoy it!

The ground trembled.

“Anakin, I have a bad feeling about this.”

It wasn’t as bad as it could be. That is, there had been some times, a few at least, where it had been worse. But Anakin was having some difficulty remembering said times.

That was irrelevant. They hadn’t been called upon to reminisce about the past. They had been called upon to do their duty to the Republic. And that was all that mattered. The past didn’t matter because, literally speaking, there is no past. Nothing dictates the future except for the present, and the present doesn’t last very long.

Except when the past refuses to go away.

With an effort that was almost physical, Anakin thrust that thought from the cold chasm of his mind, shutting his eyes tightly against the pain that was certain to follow. But, as usual, the icy tendrils of doubt refused to unclench their death-grip on his soul. For it wasn’t his mind that ached; it was Anakin Skywalker’s heart.

“Anakin! Where are you?”

Pausing to inhale deeply the dank, musty air of the cavern, Anakin opened his eyes to a darkness almost as oppressive as the one that continued to haunt his very existence. It was almost hypnotic, in a way, the different shapes and flashing colors that his unfettered imagination fashioned out of the unrelenting darkness.

“Anakin? Arty’s almost got the entrance open. They’re going to be pouring through here any minute!”

“Coming, Master,” Anakin called, his voice echoing throughout the recesses of the cavern walls.

Surrendering himself to the foresight granted by the cool brilliance of the Force, Anakin sought out Obi-Wan’s presence amongst the various beings that dwelled within these dark barricades.

With his consciousness buried within the Force, Anakin no longer needed to strain his eyes to see through the darkness. He now possessed a sight that was greater than seeing, that was deeper than thought, where a simplicity dwelled that belied the complexity of the Force.

“This isn’t so bad, Master,” said Anakin, skidding to a halt behind Master Kenobi.

Obi-Wan turned from where he was overseeing the precise-hit charges that Clone Commander RT-1931 – nicknamed “Arty” – and his men placed against the entryway of the cavern.

“Nice of you to show up,” Obi-Wan said, lifting a comlink to his bearded lips. Through the dim light filtering through the cracks appearing in the cavern wall, Anakin saw that this wasn’t so bad at all.

This was terrible.

Anakin Skywalker was accustomed to the carnage of war, but that didn’t stop the bile from rising in his throat every time he witnessed the sheer terror of destruction that was continuously wrought upon the galaxy. Shuddering uncontrollably, but unable to wrench his gaze away,

Anakin gripped the reassuring bulk of his lightsaber so tightly that his hand began to shake almost as violently as his body. Only a raw fragment of will permitted him to lift his gaze from the death flaunted like so much waste, to the small cylinder in his hand.

His lightsaber. Chuckling a bit, despite of himself, Anakin thought back to the countless discussions he had with his Master over the years about the responsibility a lightsaber entails. This lightsaber was his duty, his life, his being, and nothing could take that from him.

“Beta-257, this is General Kenobi. Beta-257 this is General Kenobi. Do you copy?” Obi-Wan paused, his face contorted in a struggle to hear what was being said via comlink over the impatient rustle of static that blanketed his communications. “How did things go with Ventress?” he muttered to Anakin, his concentration obviously absorbed in several different directions.

Anakin’s glance hovered uncertainly, dropping to the black glove that veiled his mechanical hand. There had been whispers around the Jedi Temple when he had sacrificed his hand to the tyrannical Sith Lord Count Dooku, murmurs that he had begun to lose himself in a shroud of inhumanity that fed itself on his growing power. When his eyes began to sting, he tore them away.

“I lost her about a mile and a half away from here, Master,” he replied, lifting his chin and staring into the unnaturally grim face of his old mentor. “She blasted out of the system, and I decided to come and find you.”

“Oh, did you?” answered Obi-Wan, eyeing the comlink anxiously. “Beta-257, can you read me? Blast,” Obi-Wan swore, lowering the comlink to his belt. “They must’ve taken out our western flank. Looks like we’re on our own.”

As if to punctuate his words, the ground shuddered violently, knocking several clone commandos off their feet.

“How are things going here?” asked Anakin.

“We’ve managed to avoid detection so far, but goodness knows how long that’ll last. Those blasted droids are giving us quite a beating upstairs, but hopefully they’ve got all their attention focused up there and won’t noticed us until we’re in the base.

“We’ve lost half the Seventh Fleet and the rest was forced into full retreat. We’ve lost more artillery equipment than I care to count, not to mention our clone commanders. And now…”

“The western flank,” completed Anakin, nodding grimly. “What about our reinforcements?”

“Those were our reinforcements.”

“Things have been worse,” he murmured. Sensing that there was a fragment of the conversation that his Master was avoiding, Anakin added, “Tell me the bad news.”

“The bad news? Dooku isn’t here.”

Anakin’s eyes grew wide at the mere mention of Dooku’s name, his artificial hand clenching until the servos whirred in protest. Narrowing his gaze, Anakin slowly eased his hand open and breathed slowly through his nose. A red mist began to descend across his field of vision.

“Any good news?”

“Yes, as a matter of fact. General Grievous is in the base.”

“Grievous!” Anakin gasped, the mist lifting. “He’s here?”

“That’s what intelligence reported before our communications were knocked out.”

“When are we going to bust through?”

“I don’t know. Soon, I hope. We’ve got a sizeable gap drilled into the wall, but we need to blast the whole thing before we can go in. Otherwise, we’ll never get through those horrid Super Battle Droids. We’ve been attacked by several waves of battle droids, but so far, the SBDs are unable to break through.”

“Well, that’s something.”

“Yes, Anakin, indeed,” answered Obi-Wan, a small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth.

“Sir,” said Arty, jogging up to Obi-Wan and saluting sharply. “We’ve placed the charges and we’re set to go at your mark.”

Nodding thoughtfully, Obi-Wan turned to Anakin.

“Ready when you are,” Anakin said.

“Start the cycle.”

“Yes sir.” Turning smartly on one heel, Arty motioned to his men. “Commence cycling maneuvers.”

“We’d better find some cover,” Obi-Wan said, kneeling behind a large, bluntly serrated rock formation. Unclipping his lightsaber from his belt, Anakin joined him.

“They’re going to come through there fast. When they do—”

“I know, Master,” Anakin interrupted, eyes fixated on the walls of the cave.

“Do you?” asked Obi-Wan, raising an eyebrow.

“You’ve only been talking about it ever since we arrived, Master. And you haven’t stopped since I got in the cave.”

Before the sentence hardly escaped his mouth, Anakin grimaced, expecting harsh words from his former Master about his inability to listen when the situation demanded it. Instead, and much to his astonishment, Obi-Wan smiled.

“So you’re right, Anakin.” Looking down in slight consternation, Obi-Wan said, “I suppose I should acquaint myself with the fact that you’re no longer my Padawan learner. I owe it to all you’ve accomplished to be a bit more…tolerant.”

Blinking slowly, Anakin opened and shut his mouth several times before a small sound finally edged through his lips.

“Master…”

“Clear!” Arty shouted, shattering Anakin’s thoughts.

Inhaling sharply, Anakin ducked under the protective cover of the massive boulder, struggling to protect his head as the explosion rained solid fire upon the Jedi. Anakin barely managed to raise a haphazard barrier of Force energy before he was assailed by the burning chunks of ash and stone.

Throwing off the Force shield and leaping over the confines of the boulder, Anakin ignited his blue blade and rushed through the vast, smoldering opening created by the explosive charges. The opening was consumed by the ubiquitous firepower of the battle droids, spraying the cavern walls with red tendrils of pure death.

Each slash of his lightsaber was a life that would not be lost, a loss that would not live to prey upon his consciousness like so many others.

And from the tattered remnants of memory and premonition, the visions returned.
“Ani…Is that you?”

“Mom…”

“Oh, Ani…”

“Don’t leave me, Mom.”

So much pain…

“Now, I am complete…”

“No! Mom! I can’t go on without you…”

You were too weak.

“Anakin!”

“Master Qui-Gon?”

“No…Anakin…”

“Master Qui-Gon! Don’t go…don’t go…”

Too weak.

“Anakin? Anakin, I need you!”

“Obi-Wan…”

You have anger, you have hate…

“Anakin! Come here, my boy. Help me!”

“Chancellor…”

Use them, Anakin.

“Ani…Oh, Ani…Where are you?”

She’ll die, Anakin.

“No…Not Padme.”

She’ll die.

“Anakin!”

Gasping through waves of nausea produced by a now fading rush of pure adrenaline, Anakin stopped so suddenly that he nearly lost his balance.

“Anakin, they’re gone.”

Staring into the humming blue blade of his lightsaber until he thought he might go blind – or mad, whichever came first – Anakin looked up into the concerned frown of Master Kenobi. Obi-Wan’s elegant features were crusted in the dirt and grime and filth that could have come from a thousand battlefields on a million worlds, his mouth twisted into a grim line.

“Master…” Anakin began, but was unable to finish. He seemed to have forgotten how to communicate. His brain and heart and soul were so disconnected that he could no longer express how he actually felt.

“Anakin,” said Obi-Wan, gently placing his hand on his old apprentice’s shoulder.

“The droids,” Anakin managed to croak above the hum of his lightsaber.

When Obi-Wan didn’t answer, Anakin looked down. He immediately whished he hadn’t.

The ground was littered in droid parts of various forms, thrown together in a vicious parody of sentient death. Spindly heads and thin bodies were heaped together in irregular piles that would have made even a junk dealer tear his hair out.

“I…I did this?” Anakin asked.

“You don’t remember?” prompted Obi-Wan.

“What…” Anakin shook his head, partially to clear it and partially out of resignation.

“Anakin, we all have our fights with the darkness. The dark side is in all of us. You can’t stop that.”

I couldn’t stop you from dying, Mom.

“But you can keep the dark side from entering you if you remain true to the Force. To the Jedi. Remember your training; it won’t fail you.”

“People change…” Anakin muttered.

“But the Force is still with you. Always.”

I don’t want things to change.

But you can’t stop the change…any more than you can stop the suns from setting.

“Master?”

“Yes?”

“What does it mean? To be a Jedi?”

“A Jedi’s ultimate devotion is to the Force, Anakin. To goodness. The Jedi are selfless; we do only what is required of us to protect the Republic.” He looked at his former apprentice. “You do understand that?”

Anakin glanced at his lightsaber, still pulsing in his hands. The hypnotic hum that was once so comforting brought only pain. Weary, he shut it off.

“Of course, Master. Now let’s go get General Grievous.”



“I was blind, Luke. I didn’t see Anakin as I should have…as Master Qui-Gon trusted me to. Looking back, I don’t know if any of the Jedi saw in him the goodness that ultimately destroyed him. You see, Luke, he was a good man. And I failed him. I failed us all.

“I leave you this hologram that was taken by Anakin’s droid during the Third Siege of Ricotti in hope that you will someday seek wisdom from the errors of the Jedi before you. I’ve seen much of your father in you, Luke, but you have something that he did not. Anakin was robbed of freedom when he was a young boy, and he learned to enslave himself to everything he loved. So when he lost it…he lost part of himself.

“But you, Luke…Before you were even born, a great burden was placed upon you. Your destiny as a Jedi. But you can look upon the story of your father not as a tale of tragedy, but as a tale of hope. You, Luke Skywalker, are our new hope.

“When you look at your father’s lightsaber, think not as the last of the old Jedi, but as the first of the new.”



“That’s it, Artoo.”

The droid beeped inquisitively.

“No, I’m alright. You can shut down now.”

With a short bleep of appreciation, Artoo powered down.

Luke ran his thumb across his father’s lightsaber, stopping at an area near the top where the metallic sheen had been scratched off.

Your father’s lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight…

“Master Skywalker?”

Luke glanced up at the young apprentice who stood fidgeting near the doorway. He smiled absently, noting that the young boy, who couldn’t have been more than five or six years of age, was projecting little nervousness through the Force.

“Yes?”

“Master Horn instructed me to tell you that the Academy is waiting.”

Luke nodded.

“I’ll be there shortly.”

Bowing slowly, the apprentice exited the room.

Tilting his head, Luke centered himself in the Force and brought to mind the words he needed so desperately to say, that the Order needed so terribly to hear.

The Yuuzhan Vong are poised to break us from within, but we will not be broken. For we are Jedi, and we will stand strong.

And Luke Skywalker placed his father’s lightsaber on the table, walked toward the doorway, and out into the Jedi Temple. He didn’t look back.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

The Secret Adventures of Luke's Hand

I needed a drink.

I never really knew what that sensation was like before then, but I certainly knew what it was like at that moment.

It wasn’t merely the fact that I had breached the height of several buildings, shuddering from raw, mordantly bitter exhaustion, survived a brutal act of mutilation, and was separated from a dear friend and companion, but when I reached the top of the tunnel…

…I almost wished I had let myself die at its depths.

Casting my mind back toward that dark time, I probably had retained a certain amount of ability with the Force through the same midi-chlorians that had facilitated my endurance. Because what I experienced at the return of the site where I had lost my old friend, it was almost too much to bear.

But I crawled past the ledge, toward the building, and toward my destiny.

For, after all, isn’t that what Luke Skywalker would’ve done?

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The Secret Adventures of Luke's Hand

The problem with tasks that don’t require your mental faculties to do much work is that they give your mental faculties time to do too much work. Your mind wanders, your heart is freed, and you find your soul tumbling down into some dark and thrilling oblivion from which there can be no escape. From which you would never dream of escaping.

Then you are forced to awaken once again, your mind is tugged sharply back into the state of being that is known as present, your heart put back in chains, and your soul captured and caged, safe and secluded from dreams once more.

I know not which is worse. The reality of dreams or the dreams of reality.

Upon reaching the tunnel that had been above my landing point, I glanced upward and surveyed the dark confines of my environment. The landscape abounded with crevices and valleys, ledges and terraces, footholds and -- for all intents and purposes -- handholds. It was not as smooth as it had appeared on first glance, and it seemed that it would be possible to make the climb all the way to the top.

That is, if I could make the climb all the way to the top.

And so began what I can only feasibly describe as the most terrifying experience my poor heart, or what ever mechanism powers my senses, could ever hope to endure. Imagine, for one instant, the most horrendous of nightmares, every nuance of your most fondest of drams trampled against the most unspeakable of evils and pounded to dust before your eyes. There is not even the most faded desire to escape because you can’t remember how.

Imagine, for one instant, that nightmare.

I lived it.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

A Faithful Droid's Demise

TD-19 was a simple protocol droid, or at least that was what it liked to call itself. In truth, its owner had programmed some assassination protocols into its system, thus upgrading TD-19 to a protocol droid slash assassin droid slash bodyguard. Its behavior core had not been modified to accept these changes, however, and it found itself trying to ignore its potential for violence.

Unless, of course, certain situations prompted the protocols. In those instances the normal protocol routines were overridden and Teedee -- as its master sometimes called the droid -- found itself voicing threatening language and periodically damaging organic beings who unwisely ignored its warnings. It found itself making apologies for its violence afterwards, which did not make any difference because mostly the organic beings were by then very much unable to do anything.

It often wondered why organics could not be repaired after being torn into pieces.

Right now, a female organic was trying to gain entry into the room Teedee guarded the door for. Its instructions were clear, however; no-one was to enter the room until its master told it otherwise.

"Please step aside," the woman repeated, "so I can enter."

Obviously she had not been informed of this order, so Teedee shared the information. "Negative. All access to this room is forbidden at this point." When it realised she would not be on her way, it added, "please wait for guards to detain you."

It silently attempted to establish a connection to the Senate main computer, but there seemed to be no answer. It would try again in 30 seconds.

"Look, I really --"

She did not give up, despite Teedee's very clear explanation. Perhaps a warning was in place.

"Repeat: Please wait for guards to detain you. If you resist detention, you will be painfully and bloodily executed." Shocked by its own words -- as much as any droid could experience being 'shocked' -- Teedee wondered just how much those assassination protocols had influence over its standard programming.

Thankfully, its words seemed to have their effect on the trespassing human, for she appeared to be hesitating. Teedee tried to avoid violence whenever possible, for each conflict was potentially threatening to its functionality. Not that such a thing had ever happened.

Main computer still did not reply. Perhaps the transmitter was broken? System check revealed a non-functional transmitter -- in fact, it was not there. It must have been removed during the last routine maintenance, earlier today. As soon as its master arrived, Teedee would inform him of the missing component.

The woman seemed to come to a decision, and reached for something. Teedee's scanners identified it as a lightsaber. The information Teedee had on this weapon stated clearly that its wielders were either Jedi or Sith, and were extremely dangerous.

Teedee's assassination protocols took over at this point, although the protocol functionality insisted on warning the human of the risk she took.

"Repeat: If you resist detention, you will be executed."

Unphased, the woman uttered, "yeah yeah, I know. Try me," and attempted to damage the droid's head with her weapon and missed. Teedee had anticipated her move, being on full battle mode now, and easily stepped away from the blade while producing its own weapons. It immediately fired a round with its fully loaded DC-15S and DC-17m blasters, which the human had trouble deflecting in the narrow hallway.

"Perceived hostility. Painful and bloody execution is imminent," the droid heard itself say. Who had created those protocols? Why did Teedee have to imply the nature of the already uncomfortable execution?

Protocol dictated that Teedee alerted the main computer, realising only microseconds later that it could not.

Calculating the best strategy for immobilising its enemy, Teedee ventured closer. Having no mechanic reflexes, the human was slower to react to hostilities. Also, her defence seemed to be slightly vulnerable on the left side. Teedee planned to make a faint to her right, then aim at her left foot with its other blaster.

Teedee had barely begun shooting before the woman had deflected its shots. She appeared to have become much quicker than before, becoming a blur of motion that Teedee could barely follow with its droid sensors.

One of the deflected shots found its way to a photoreceptor, and Teedee had only half the visual information. This had an immediate effect on its aim, and only after several microseconds did the droid aim correctly at the human again.

However, the woman was closer than it has estimated and rather quickly, Teedee's sight was taken entirely. Elsewhere in its circuitry, the left arm ceased to provide input.

Its head and arm were gone.

"Perceived criminal action," Teedee found itself saying; "damaging a government-owned droid." Quickly Teedee ran a check through its files on intergalactic law and the respective punishments for each offence. "Penalty: Compensation through loss of offender's comparable parts."

It tried to hit the woman's arm, but with no visual information, the effort was useless. "Please wait while your left arm and your head are removed, then wait for guards to detain--"

The voice modulator was damaged suddenly. Alarms went off as various circuits stopped replying. Connections were lost with the right arm, the left foot, the left leg -- the signal that informed Teedee it had fallen to the side was just one of many alarms as the droid lost control of one system after another.

Belatedly, it realised that the only one who could have removed its transmitter was its master. He must have planned something like this to happen, although for what purpose Teedee did not know.

Teedee did not want to disobey its orders, though, so it kept trying to fight--

Suddenly, the military protocols were inactive. The only part of the droid that still had any sense, the protocol part, realised its only chance was to move away from the rampaging human. It did not, however, realise that the direction it chose for retreat was, in fact, right towards the woman.

A crush of her boot destroyed the last piece of circuitry, and TD-19 was no more.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The Sting

The Setup

It could be said with a large degree of certainty that there was not much in this galaxy that Dexter Jettster had not seen, heard, experienced, participated in, devised, thought of, smelled, created, laughed at, cried for, or cooked. But the shock and uncertainty that fluttered between his large, penetrating eyes, and his wide mouth, so often twisted in gentle and uncompromising amusement, was, to young Obi-Wan Kenobi, quite surprising.

The young Padawan had relayed his Master’s tale up to the point wherein Yoda requested his help at the diner tomorrow. The expression on Dex’s face had first belayed his intense shock, then wry humor, terror, humor again, more shock, and, finally, thoughtful understanding. Business was business and duty was never unclear when it came to Dexter and his relationship with the Jedi Order and the tentative body known as the Republic. He knew where his responsibilities lay. But that didn’t stop him from being a tad conspicuously uncertain.

“Qui-Gon, old buddy,” he began, casting an uneasy glance at Obi-Wan, who looked back at him with those solemn, deep gray eyes, “you know I would do anything for you, anything at all, but—“

“Dex, what I really need you to do is provide precisely what I ask for, and do it as soon as possible, if not sooner,” said Qui-Gon, his speech halting but flowing a bit easier after several hasty bacta applications to his nose. “I need to be ready by tomorrow evening. There’s no time to question what we must do.”

“But, Qui-Gon, you never liked Yoda! You always used to tell me that he was just striking back at the galaxy because of his size—“

“Dex,” cautioned Qui-Gon, anxiously looking down at Obi-Wan.

“Master, you used to say that Yoda is—“

“Obi-Wan,” said Qui-Gon, fixing his Padawan with a cold stare.

“Sorry, Master,” Obi-Wan replied, his cheeks turning a low pink with embarrassment.

“That’s alright, my Padawan. You must remember that I was a young boy just as you are now, and the way in which I perceived things at that time differs greatly because of a change in my perspective. Perspective depends solely on where you’re standing, Obi-Wan. You will have a different view of the galaxy from the top of a mountaintop than at a crevice buried deep within the soil.”

“You mean instead of thinking he’s just trying to get back at the universe because he’s short, now you think he’s an arrogant, ronto-brained, gutless murglak?”

“Obi-Wan, didn’t I just tell you—“

“Oh, could we stop with the Jedi Ethics 101 long enough to think about our next move?” interrupted Dex, his tone thick with exasperation.

“I concur. Obi-Wan,” Qui-Gon said, tilting his head toward the young boy, “we will continue this discussion later. Now, Dex, what do you suggest?”

“Well, Yoda says he wants to make her happy, and the Force knows that most Jedi are impossible to please. So, we need something epic. Something huge.”

“And can you do something epically huge?” asked Qui-Gon.

“Qui-Gon, old buddy, epically huge is my specialty! I’ve got everything you need right here. Now, Obi-Wan?”

“Yes, Dex?” asked the Padawan, brightening.

“Do you have a comlink on you?”

“Of course!” he answered, pulling out the small grey device from beneath his Jedi robes.

“And yours, Qui-Gon,” said Dex, holding out his uppermost left hand as the Jedi Master passed him the communication device.

“Now, are these both standard Jedi xx20 models?”

“Yes,” answered Qui-Gon.

“Good,” Dex said, rubbing together his four hands with apparent glee. That strangely familiar, good-naturedly voracious glint leapt to his eyes, the light passing over him that had awarded him every skill he had ever acquired. Qui-Gon quirked a small smile of reassurance, certain, or as near to certain as he could get, that Dexter had the situation well in hand.

“Now, Obi-Wan, take these three comlinks and slave them to this master system I have right here,” said Dex, gesturing toward a battered but formidable-looking computing system near the back of the small room.

“Sure,” mumbled Obi-Wan, his eyes narrowing with focus.

“Qui-Gon, you’re going to need these earpieces that will correspond directly to the master system your Padawan is working on. All you’ll have to worry about is showing up when the little guy and his…heh heh…his girl get here, and following the instructions that I give you on via the earpiece.”

“I’ll be too recognizable. And I don’t think a disguise is very feasible in this situation. Yaddle will sense my presence as soon as I enter the diner.” Qui-Gon stroked his dark beard in thought, his eyes defocusing as he opened himself to the tender, enveloping embrace that is the Force.

“Obi-Wan,” he said suddenly, glancing down at the small boy, his fingers feverishly playing across the surface of the computer.

“Master?” asked Obi-Wan, his brow arching slightly.

“Obi-Wan will be our front, Dex.”

“Ah, that’ll work fine. Now, you two better run along before our Rodian friend decides to come looking for us. I’ll have the details worked out by tomorrow evening.”

“You’re certain?” asked Qui-Gon, more out of courtesy to Dex than an expression of lack of faith in his old friend.

“Come on, old buddy, have I ever let you down?”

“Not yet,” said Qui-Gon. And, yet, he began to wonder...

...what tomorrow would bring.