Search your feelings, you know it to be true
That no other Star Wars fan is as obsessed as you.

You talk to Ben Kenobi when nobody's around
You swing a wrapping paper roll and make the saber sound.

Your catalogued collection is the talk of all the street
You've got more toys and games and crap than Mr. Steve Sansweet.

You live and breathe Star Wars Galaxies, fighting for the light
You hog the couch on Friday at 9:00 at night.

You lose sleep over who shot whom, Greedo first, or Han?
You've memorized all your sourcebooks, from Atris to Zeltron.

You post on message boards all day
And then you blog the night away.

You made your own authentic Anakin scar
Your costume costs more than your car.

PT, OT, TCW, FotJ, and EU
LotF, NJO, JK, and TFU.

You wouldn't find someone more obsessed if you searched the galaxy
This is, of course, not counting and ignoring someone -- me!